Why I despise politicians

In today's FT, the columnist Martin Wolf highlights a quote from the G20 communique. Here it is in full

“Our unprecedented, decisive and concerted policy action has helped to arrest the decline and boost global demand.”

These disgusting self indulgence is the reason why I despise those bastards who claim to represent us. They are always there to put themselves on the back, but when the shit hits the fan, they are nowhere to be seen.

It brings me to my next point. In Captain Darling's speech yesterday, a self congratulatory piece of drivel that somehow passed as a lecture, he constantly referred to how he wouldn't flinch away from tough decisions, and he kept reminding us about how tough he was. Brown did the same during his Chancellorship, especially at the beginning. Even though the 1992-1997 Tories were a bunch of sleazeball losers, they left a very strong economy, as recognised by Derek Scott, Tony Blair's chief economics advisor, and Lord Healey, former Labour Chancellor. Brown never acknowledged this. He kept repeating in a perfunctory manner that he was going to be tough on tax and spend. He said he was going to be tough on inflation. Well, according to research by the excellent folk at the TaxPayers' Alliance, Gordon Brown has increased taxation in real terms (inflation adjusted) by 50% since 1997, and public spending has doubled, despite no statistical or observable increases in efficiency and productivity.

Indeed, whereas private sector productivity has shot up in the last decade, public sector productivity is falling. He inherited an inflation level on the RPI measure of 2.6%. He groaned that he inherited a situation in which inflation was going to boom again. This was a downright lie, and the Treasury civil servants told him so, but political advantage is far more important to the One Eyed Freak than sound economics. And the people believed him for some reason. There were no inflationary pressures in the system in 1997, and his prognostications about the future if he had not 'dealt with the inflationary problem' were sickening to listen to. A politician was downright lying to satisfy narrow political ends. And just because consumer price inflation has been stable over the last decade, it dosen't mean asset price inflation has. Central banks stupidly decided to target only consumer price inflation and leave assets alone. Ben Bernanke give intellectual justification to this view when he published several papers on the subject before he joined the fraudelent Federal Reserve. I believe in the abolition of central banks, but while we have them, they should do a proper job. House prices boomed in here and the US because of the leaking money supply. It had to spill into somewhere.

Brown has never accepted responsibility for his role in this state caused crisis, despite his fingerprints being all over the crimescene. It has pissed off Lucifer more than anything in the history of this planet, and He will have vengeance. Yet when one piece of information comes out suggesting that the recovery is starting, Brown is all over the place, praising himself for his 'tough and decisive action' in contrast to the 'do nothing Tories.' If only... if politicians did nothing this crisis would be over far quicker. When a politician does something, they compound the errors. But no, the Tories have jumped on the ''must be seen to be doing something' bandwagon, even though all of these bad economic decisions must be purged for the economy to be restored to near equilibrium levels, as the Austrian School recognises. And when some material is released that suggests the recession is still continuing, Brown disappears and his henchman say if he had done nothing, the recession would have been even worse. HOW COULD IT BE EVEN WORSE THAN IT HAS BEEN YOU FUCKING MORON? There is no accountability in our 'democratic' system. Brown is saddling our children with monstrous debts yet he has no mandate to do so. In 2005, Labour only managed to gain the support of 22% of the British population. They have no right to do what they are doing. And guess what? Brown will disappear into the horizon next year with a gold plated pension from his work as a constituency MP, and a yearly payment that is accorded to all ex PM's, whereas the poor folks of Great Britain will be working for the next 50 years whilst paying higher rates of tax when we had no part in what the politicians were doing. And no politician wants to scare the fat Union barons and their ponzi public sector, which could be slashed by half without hitting the supposed important jobs.

I despise these wankers and so should everyone else.

Cutting the cost of politics

Cameron has received a lot of praise for his speech today on cutting the cost of politics. I can exclusively reveal that Lucifer is not happy, for Mr Cameron is only scratching the surface of a huge carbuncle of a problem. Why not abolish central government altogether and restore the powers of local representatives. How about direct democracy. I don't believe in anarchy. I believe in miniscule government to maintain the Queen's peace, and to protect us from abroad. Get rid of MP's and turn Westminster into a museum.

Why do we need a Local Government Secretary, or a Culture Secretary, or Health Secretary? It is simply fascism with a smiling face. We shouldn't have to pay for all of these talentless fuckers to talk to each other in oak panelled rooms whilst laughing at the mugs who are forced to pay for it. If people want to be fat... let them. Stop telling them what to do. Of course, the local governments should stockpile anti virals to protect its citizenry. There is a role there, but why does it need to be centrally directed by faceless burueacrats in Whitehall? Get rid of the lot of them and save millions.

Gordo made a most remarkable decision in forming a Ministry of Justice. Why create a new department and the consequent civil servants, office block or building, office material and salaries? Why not simply abolish the central role of Home Secretary and allow local people to elect their own? Just think of the money saved.

If we are indeed to have central government, then minimise it. Get rid of all but the following departments; Foreign Office, Home Office, Treasury and the office of PM. Get rid of everything else. We don't need them.

Politics in this country has become a giant Ponzi scheme, in which those with no talent have decided to kiss the arse of the party machine in order to gain promotion and a fat salary. All of it paid for by us.

And politicians should stop talking about money as if it is their's. Brown always talks about 'increasing investment.' IT IS NOT YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING CYCLOPS. IT BELONGS TO US.

Lucifer also believes that government should stop funding 'charities' that think they have a right to tell us how to live. For example, Lucifer pointed out to me a group calling for the banning of alcohol advertising. Why? I personally don't drink. I got drunk once and hated it. But I don't want to deny the rights of others to get sloshed. How would those faceless tossers feel if I said they should stop advertising medicinal services on television? 'Ah, but you can't do that...'' No, I don't want to. But I don't want you tossers deciding for me whether I can tolerate advertisements for alcohol on the idiot box. FUCK OFF

Darling Speech

I have just listened to Captain Darling's speech. It is filled with the usual 'Labour is so great, the Tories are evil and all who disagree are capitalistic baby killers.' There is absolutely no recognition of Brown's catastrophic mismanagement of our economy. It wasn't just America that caused this crisis, it was a joint partnership with Britain too. How can we hope to restore this once booming economy to strength when the current Chancellor is a lawyer with no previous economic experience, and his Shadow is a politico with no experience of economics, and everytime he pontificates on the subject, he sounds like a boy attempting to sound cool in front of the big boys by talking about a porn film he has never watched, and is never likely to watch. Despite all of the bullshit talk about a dividing line between the Tories and Labour, they both eat from the same shit pile. Both support this reckless monetary expansion. Both claim to support fiscal sustainability but both, despite talk of ''tough choices on spending,'' still want to spend billions on a socialistic healthcare system that has no purpose in the 21st century, and still want to fund a massive ponzi public sector.

Lucifer wants me to tell His subjects that the time for a libertarian revolution has come. Kick these fuckers out of parliament and then burn it to the ground.

Welcome to Lucifer's land

Greetings mortals. I am Lucifer's representative on His world. I have seen what His UnHoliness Blair, and his bitch Brown have done to this country, and I can tell you, Lucifer is not happy. His Wickedness is even more furious that the supposed Opposition is composed of career politicians whose life experience is one of crenellated architecture, fags, PR and politics.

Lucifer is even more angry with the media establishment. Every day, we see headlines proclaiming an expose of illicit government activities. Lucifer, who knows all, tells you that this is utter bollocks. This reporters are fed stories by the government who tell us what they think we should know. It is upto to people like Guido Fawkes to reveal what Mr Prescott does to taxpayer funded secretaries when the BBC knew full what he was up to. The media establishment is full of swines and we should get rid of them.

Lucifer hopes that his faithful minions on this planet will give His representative on earth a fair hearing, he He hopes you will increase my blog traffic over time.

I despise hypocrisy in all forms, so I will do my utmost, in honour of Lucifer, to expose hypocrisy in politics and the media. If I can get Polly Toynbee dismissed from her post at the Grauniad, Lucifer will shower me with gifts, honours and accolades.

I am a pissed off libertarian. I believe in the fundamental primacy of the individual against the state. I believe in the abolition of all taxation, to be replaced by a local sales tax to fund the defence of the realm, and the upholding of property rights. A local sales tax is voluntary, because one dosen't have to consume. All of those self proclaimed decent and progressive Guardianistas, who decry the evils of consumerism and capitalism have multi-million pound townhouses, villas in Tuscany and very expensive cars. I believe in the abolition of central government. Powers should be transferred to local governments, set up and run by local people and not career politicians. On economic matters, I believe in laissez faire capitalism, not the phony market socialism that has been forced upon us for decades. Government failure has caused a depression and one of the worst recessions in living memory. And surprise fucking surprise, the tossers who caused it fly around in expensive jets whilst lecturing us about reducing our carbon footprint, and then eat the most expensive food and drink the most expensive alcoholic beverages and talk. These venal fuckers will receive massive gold plated pensions, paid for by us, and retire in luxurious prosperity whilst the rest of us have to pay for their profligacy with massive tax rises. This makes Lucifer furious. He wants to rescue His people. He wants to help His people, but the Pope and His UnHoliness Blair, and his bitch Brown have made it illegal for Lucifer to return home. Only when the libertarians start their own long march through the socialist institutions will He able to return home. Only when we return to laissez faire capitalism can we have true prosperity. With an international gold standard to prevent governments from bailing out their friends in the City. Because those whores in parliament have completely discredit the political system, they have suffered a massive decline in party membership and voluntary donations from the little people. They have to rely on their friends in the CBI and TUC to fund their corporatist wet dream.

A spectre is haunting the world -- the spectre of corporatism.

It is time to take back our money.

It is time to take back our society.

It is time to destroy the politicians and the croney journalists.

All we have to lose is our chains.