Cutting the cost of politics

Cameron has received a lot of praise for his speech today on cutting the cost of politics. I can exclusively reveal that Lucifer is not happy, for Mr Cameron is only scratching the surface of a huge carbuncle of a problem. Why not abolish central government altogether and restore the powers of local representatives. How about direct democracy. I don't believe in anarchy. I believe in miniscule government to maintain the Queen's peace, and to protect us from abroad. Get rid of MP's and turn Westminster into a museum.

Why do we need a Local Government Secretary, or a Culture Secretary, or Health Secretary? It is simply fascism with a smiling face. We shouldn't have to pay for all of these talentless fuckers to talk to each other in oak panelled rooms whilst laughing at the mugs who are forced to pay for it. If people want to be fat... let them. Stop telling them what to do. Of course, the local governments should stockpile anti virals to protect its citizenry. There is a role there, but why does it need to be centrally directed by faceless burueacrats in Whitehall? Get rid of the lot of them and save millions.

Gordo made a most remarkable decision in forming a Ministry of Justice. Why create a new department and the consequent civil servants, office block or building, office material and salaries? Why not simply abolish the central role of Home Secretary and allow local people to elect their own? Just think of the money saved.

If we are indeed to have central government, then minimise it. Get rid of all but the following departments; Foreign Office, Home Office, Treasury and the office of PM. Get rid of everything else. We don't need them.

Politics in this country has become a giant Ponzi scheme, in which those with no talent have decided to kiss the arse of the party machine in order to gain promotion and a fat salary. All of it paid for by us.

And politicians should stop talking about money as if it is their's. Brown always talks about 'increasing investment.' IT IS NOT YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING CYCLOPS. IT BELONGS TO US.

Lucifer also believes that government should stop funding 'charities' that think they have a right to tell us how to live. For example, Lucifer pointed out to me a group calling for the banning of alcohol advertising. Why? I personally don't drink. I got drunk once and hated it. But I don't want to deny the rights of others to get sloshed. How would those faceless tossers feel if I said they should stop advertising medicinal services on television? 'Ah, but you can't do that...'' No, I don't want to. But I don't want you tossers deciding for me whether I can tolerate advertisements for alcohol on the idiot box. FUCK OFF